recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.

Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.

by Goochstar February 26, 2018

Pumped like a reebok

A phrase used to describe being excited, sometimes sexually.

I am pumped like a reebok to go out with this chick tonight

by Lurch T. August 29, 2010

Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.

“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.

by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024

pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019

Pumped up Kicks

An upbeat song written by Foster The People, with dark lyrics addressing the mental health of those in less fortunate circumstances; example being kids living with divorced or abusive parents.

Person 1: bro, have you ever really thought about what Pumped up Kicks is about?

Person 2: isn’t it about a kid with mental health problems?

Person 1: yeah, that’s what it’s about.

by Robert McBlankington October 20, 2020

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017