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Poop Swap

When one or more individuals take a poop log, and swap it into each-others butt holes. In this process, the poop travels from the makers but into the next individuals butt hole. Invented in the Cave Man ages as a way to have fun with feces, this technique has been around for ages. Poop Swamping was used in the early ages to prevent colon cancer, and is prescribed by doctors today!
Poop Swapping is proven to clean the anus.

Johnny Bova and some of his friends decided they wanted to Poop Swap behind the school after hours.
by c0maVT January 14, 2010
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Poop Trickle

A light trickle of poop that drips from your sphincter after a warm gust of flatulence.
I was holding in a fart all day, and eventually it poop trickled into my underpants.
by Waxy Lincoln December 31, 2011
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poop jar

When you kill someone so hard they shit their fucking pants. Then you take that shit and put it in a glass jar as a trophy.
Raequon: Yo did you fuck that nigga Tyrese up?
Darius: Hell yea I capped that nigga. Wanna see my poop jar?
by Barmelo Xanthony September 26, 2019
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Poop And Shoot

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."
by killjoy78 August 7, 2020
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boss poop

The last or largest poop to come out before wiping.
(Coined by my 4 year old son in a restaurant restroom)
Mommy: Brady, are you done?
Brady: No, I'm waiting for the Boss Poop.
Mommy: What's a Boss Poop.
Brady: ...the last poop to come out...
by Crapper™ July 22, 2016
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Pooped Off

The more appropriate term of implying that you are angry or mad during a current situation. Or brought up from a past event.
1) My caught caught on fire and died this morning. Now I'm just really pooped off!

2) Don't mess with me right now, I'm just really pooped off.

3) I think I pooped off my neighbors last night by blasting my music past midnight.
by CalvinLongstockings October 20, 2010
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Oopy poop

When you did a poop and you scream ooooopyyyyy dadddyyyyy while on top
Me: agahahahahahshsshus I can’t stop pooping
Bae: ahahahshshs this oopy poop is to much to handle
by Oopy poop December 2, 2021
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