A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.
Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.
An aids pancake is when two men infected with hiv/aids simultaneously penetrate a woman, one guy behind, one infront, and the woman in the middle. Thus creating an aids pancake.
When 12 or more men diagnosed with Down Syndrome work out in the sun, and or a hot room untill extremely sweaty. Then proceed to perform oral and anal sexual acts on one another. While a group of scientists observe and take notes.
- Hey Tommy, did you see that epic retard pancake in the walgreens parking lot last night? It looked so good i almost joined.
- It smells like a retard pancake in that bathroom!
- 5 days of the week I go down the special education hallway and catch them retard pancaking and it smells like a dead body in a restroom where someone shit in a toilet for a decade without flushing.