Oliver and Cheerios looking good
by Your-not-funny May 24, 2022

This guy is great. Does not forget his first love even if he's married. He can have a hard time moving on. Do not let him see his first love.
Not so good looking guy but lovable. Cheeky and can be funny. Determined.
Not so good looking guy but lovable. Cheeky and can be funny. Determined.
by lana_banana June 9, 2021

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

The most sexiest boy you will lay your eyes on, he can blow you away but he already has a gf so girls back off
by sophie ya July 25, 2017

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
by funniestmonkeyinthejungle April 29, 2020
