Hoe Cone

1. A Guy who you look at and automatically think "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!"

2. A Person who happens to ALWAYS be texting, and when you Text them, they never reply.

3. A Basic Bitch

1. Loook At That guy, he looks like a hoe cone!!

2. Andy - " I Texted her yesterday but she didn't reply"

Lucas - " I saw her texting in class"

Andy - "What a Hoe Cone!!"

3. Look At the people at this party, they are all Hoe Cones.

by CrystalAyye69 April 14, 2010

Food hoe

Someone who switches from favorite foods in a short period of time and loves every food; basically everyone

"First her favorite was pineapple, and now it's chocolate , what a food hoe"

by Zabala. October 10, 2016

Macca's Hoe

A cheap slut found in McDonald's establishments, usually has a really bogan Australian name, like Lara, Sharleen or Mariah. Has a fat beer gut or is just fat in general, and personal hygiene is at an all time low. Usually a 2 out of 10. The only guys that go after them are those that have lost all faith in their ability to pick up chicks or are on the verge of becoming gay. Will happily be someones side bitch.

Me: Hey Louie, hows your macca's hoe going?
Louie: Shut up thot she's better than my auntie.

by notloogieyeet August 26, 2018

dragging a hoe

1.grabbing a hoe by the hair and dragging her on the ground
2. roasting someone

1. " DONT MAKE ME DRAG YOU, HOE!!!!!" *starts dragging a hoe
2. person 1-" you're so untalented" person 2 " HEY, at least I'm good at something while you're good at nothing" person 1- "SARA STOP DRAGGING ME"

by young.blue April 2, 2017

Blunt hoe

A person (male or female) that found out someone is smoking and is going around them and waits to see if they can get a hit or asks for one. Usually tries to act unaware of the people smoking to seem like they don't want any but are actually fiending.

Dude 1: Bruh I'm Finna smoke.

Dude 2: be careful that girl that just came next to you a blunt hoe.

by Onmygrudge January 12, 2016

Chungus Hoe

A fatass slut, one who weighs more then a blue whale, but takes more dick then a horny rabbit.

"Man, Krystal is fatter than my fucking paycheck after working hours of overtime
Yet she's a walking STD, damn she a Chungus Hoe."

by TheWordmiester July 15, 2019

Pixel Hoe

A person who talks to you 24/7 via text but as soon as they see you in person you're invisible

Text: lol you're so funny I love talking to you Face to Face: ...*awkward silence = why you're called a pixel hoe

by KoolKatChe July 3, 2014