nose harp

When a persons nose hair is clearly visable.

Cor blimey look at the nose hair on that bloke,you could hold them together and play the hairs like a nose harp.

by E stop yed May 30, 2008

Nose Nuggets

Little round snot-balls made by removing dust and snot from your nose and rolling it into little round balls and tossing them!

1-I saw him rolling some nose nuggets when he was riding in the car yesterday.

2-He was pitching his nose nuggets at people passing by.

by Alisa the Teeny Bopper April 18, 2010

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Noged

A person who is unable to understand that some words don’t exist

Jake is the complete definition of a person who is noged

by King Blake jr16 August 20, 2018

skull nose

A seemingly neverending, cave-like hole in a womans vagina.

Jenny's vagina looks like a skull nose...

by Jay Gatz November 5, 2007

Dick-Noosed

adj. (Dik-nused): Syn: Whipped
A term used to describe an individual who is whipped beyond normal standards, in which the female has the male partner's penis "tied in a knot". In some case the "noose" may become tightened once a month.

Adam is dating Adriana Lima and has adequate reason to be Dick-Noosed.

Not a good thing but if it has to be done, be certain the chick is hot.

by James Waternoose July 8, 2010

Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.

What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.

by BookWerm March 14, 2011