Frooty Noodle

An STD

Bob: Awe man! Sally gave me a frooty noodle last night! D:
Dave: Man, she gave me a frooty noodle too..
Bob: Wait...whaat? o-o

by fLOPPYcAT November 24, 2018

Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

Noodle

Noodle penis

He has a noodle penis

by Happymudafucka September 21, 2020

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis

Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools

by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

Chicken Noodle Suit

A suit made of chicken noodle; not appropriate for the office.

You don't wear no damn chicken noodle suit in here!

by Someguyorperson July 2, 2023