by Kikikikiki June 13, 2008
Get the Pussy momentmug. when one makes a stupid comment and thinks they are smart or when some one is pleased with somethin they did when they did it totally wrong
by Kile Donzales February 28, 2009
Get the Sydney Momentmug. A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.
Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.
by i.can.row. July 3, 2008
Get the dutch momentmug. The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
by paul2227 October 23, 2009
Get the Moment of Claritymug. Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.
Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
Me: No, you must just be stupid.
by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005
Get the blonde momentmug. When you are on Houseparty and you’re friend says something out of line, uncomfortable or just downright outrageous you may want to take a moment! Taking a moment involves going on mute and going on mute.
by Glowstickgingercats May 9, 2021
Get the Take a momentmug. When someone experiences the attitude of a troll, normally when commenting on facebook or youtube and using words that trolls would use such as gay, fag, retard, sexist or racist comments, shit about celebrities or even conspiracy theories about the government and 9/11.
the other day i commented on a justin bieber music video saying: "He's such a retarded fag who likes to suck nigger dicks all day and i bet he was the one responsible for 9/11."
it was such a troll moment!
it was such a troll moment!
by johnvogerconartistextrodinaire December 12, 2010
Get the troll momentmug.