Kick Max Gleason Day

The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him

“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”

by Bruhniqqa January 7, 2020

Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 5, 2020

Mega Max Banana Split

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.

"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."

by jelloman423 January 27, 2022

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 14, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

by Rectummasher November 7, 2020

Iphone 11 pro max

The new apple Iphones which have fidget spinner looking cameras and they have super long names as usual but you can also call this phone Iphone fidget spinner pro max.It’s mostly used too flex.The design has not changed at all since the last two years because we’re apple and we make you buy any Iphone no matter what.

Tony:Hey did you see my new Iphone 11s Pro Max ?

Johnny:That’s a pretty dumb name for a phone...
Johnny:Can you spin the fidget spinner at the top of the phone?
(Iphone 11s pro max is next year’s model)
Iphone 11 Pro max means the new Fidget spinner looking Iphone

by Flammyboiii October 1, 2019