pepsi einar max bruun

pepsi is cute mjaw.he is black and white. and verry soft and soft

i love pepsi einar max bruun
everyone: sameeeeeee

by atalalalalala February 07, 2022

M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard

"Max it out hard" is when you commit an extreme act of any kind, and immediately follow up with a tenfold or even more extreme action.( Thomas Duncan Penland. Dec. 5,2011.)

jerry: so did you hook up with that bitch last night bro?
roger: yeah, and i totally came in her face, and then i spit in her mouth. haha
jerry: you just max'ed it out hard bro!

"M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard"

Bitch.

by waffletwats December 05, 2011

Max, that little annoying parasite

An annoying parasite which feeds of people and annoys everyone it comes to contact with.

Bob: "Oh God , Max, that little annoying parasite messaged me again."
Jeff: "It was nice knowing you"

by Max the parasite July 05, 2020

Kick Max Gleason Day

The day when Max is being such an idiot that you have to kick him

“Dude Max is being such an idiot, I can’t wait till Kick Max Gleason Day!”

by Bruhniqqa January 07, 2020

Mega Max Banana Split

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.

"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."

by jelloman423 January 28, 2022

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 15, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003