March 31

the international pedo day, if someone is born this day they are 99% pedo and must be registerd as a sex offender when filling 18 years old.

child: mom its march 31
mom: hony stay inside you dont know who`soutside today

by Fuck you olav March 31, 2022

March 13

You are allowed to fuck your girlfriend

I can't wait when it march 13.

by ltaye March 11, 2021

March 11

Day season 17 of Greys anatomy comes out 😁

I can’t wait till March 11 😏😏😏

by Derek sheperd February 12, 2021

March 19th

Seminudes day

On March 19th is th day to send underwear pics to someone you want

by Mr.National March 19, 2020

March 21

National suck kostas dick day

"ayo nibba come sug this dicc" - march 21

by HumungousPeen March 21, 2021

march 20th

national no junk food day!

keep yourself healthy!!!!!

*slaps burger out of friend's hand* rebbeca its march 20th you cant eat a burger
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by Unicornyassss March 19, 2020

March 20

National make a dance tik tok day!

Hey dude its march 20!
Yo dude that means we HAVE to make a dance tiktok!

by Unicornyassss March 18, 2020