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March 9

This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.
Person 1: When is your birthday??

Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: 🤨 are you gay??

Person 2: yes

Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met 😁
by girlboss08 November 25, 2021
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March 21

"ayo nibba come sug this dicc" - march 21
by HumungousPeen March 21, 2021
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March 31

the international pedo day, if someone is born this day they are 99% pedo and must be registerd as a sex offender when filling 18 years old.
child: mom its march 31
mom: hony stay inside you dont know who`soutside today
by Fuck you olav March 31, 2022
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March 19th

Seminudes day
On March 19th is th day to send underwear pics to someone you want
by Mr.National March 19, 2020
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March 11

Day season 17 of Greys anatomy comes out 😁
I can’t wait till March 11 😏😏😏
by Derek sheperd February 12, 2021
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March 13

March 13 is national invite all the boys to your house and run around beating each other usually the boys name that starts with b or j invites everyone!
March 13Jonny:Hey all 4 of y’all go down to the office and call your parents and ask to some spend the night so we can go beat each other!
by Theforrealnews March 12, 2020
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march 20th

national no junk food day!

keep yourself healthy!!!!!
*slaps burger out of friend's hand* rebbeca its march 20th you cant eat a burger
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by Unicornyassss March 19, 2020
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