May 2nd

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021

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May 3

National give your gf a hug day

“It’s May 3 can I have a hug” “Sure”😘

by just_him May 2, 2022

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May 29th

National eat a banana with the shell still on day

"Check out that guy, he's eating a banana with the peel still on"
"Yeah, didn't you hear? It's May 29th, national eat a banana with the shell still on day"

by tnav11 October 30, 2020

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May 10

international fan page day! a day to celebrate all of the editing and updates fan accounts out there! Thank you for supporting your idols

may 10th is international fan page day

by anonymous fan heheheh May 6, 2020

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May 9

Go somewhere fun with your friends

me: hey do y’all wanna go somewhere
them: yea but why today
me: cmon now it’s may 9 how could u forget

by machary May 3, 2022

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May 22nd

National suck a guy’s dick day

May 22nd: one of the few days, that a girl has to suck a guy’s dick if he says so.

Guy: Hey it’s May 22nd
Girl: oh yeah sorry
Guy: no worries
Girl: *sucks*

by GGBRODEAD May 21, 2023

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