a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

Burnt leftovers

When your girl has had a black guy inside her. Typically her pussy will be super loose and stanky.

Fred: “dude your girl is burnt leftovers. She has been with so many black guys!”

Dan: “hey man at least I’m gettin some.”

by Me. Wisdom December 5, 2018

your left nut

me nigga.

your left nut: your left nut
where the fuck is mario judah, i like big dicks in my buttcrack

by your left nut March 16, 2021

Hillary Clinton Leftist

A self-identified "leftist" who's a divisive fauxgressive, who pretends to be a supporter of Bernie Sanders only to sheepdog for the Democratic Party's corporate candidate after Sanders quits the race.

Mike Figueredo is a Hillary Clinton Leftist.

by Anti-Hindu Defamation May 8, 2021

Nun-pizza w/ left beef

A pizza with no toppings except for beef but only on the left side.

It's a Nun-pizza w/ left beef. No example needed.

by Raticate0 April 1, 2023

Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.

1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?

by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017

left hand man

A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.

All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!

by Sazzy J May 12, 2014