jordan iversen

Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence

Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.

Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen

by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a handsome boy, he’s very athletic, and hes very funny, he likes thaisha, bc she’s just the best #bestthroatgoat #wap #bestestofthebest

jordan: i’m so sexy
thai:yes u are

by unknownaf October 18, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing man with charming eyes and an atleast 6 inch penis

not jordan: idek bro his penis is atleast 6 inches

by xirconia January 21, 2022

Jordan Bone

A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections

Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?

by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019

Jordan

Literally the best human to walk this earth.

Boy 1: Omg It’s Jordan, act cool
Boy 2: I submit to his power

by Jordanisstable September 7, 2021

Jordan

He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.

Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”

by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020

Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food

Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food

by Deadmememan February 25, 2020