by pjkjhhy September 26, 2025

A person that spends excessively large amounts of money on in-game cosmetics, whether or not he/it actually enjoys the game
Did you really spend $20 for a virtual fannypack Jimmy-Bob? You don’t even have the character you bought the cosmetic for unlocked yet….
by Gizmo271 September 14, 2022

by Low Fat Tub O’ Lard February 8, 2018

A human that is always degraded by others from his skeleton stature. Hes got a few girls but that he fancys but frothy Prue and Chrissy aren't into him. He lifts a max of 20kg a the gym but we all know his true muscle power comes from lifting those punnets of berries. He trys to get that customer connection but his only friends are john and wheelchair Helen.
by geezer101 August 25, 2020

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.
"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."
"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.
by Skankbreathe July 11, 2017

by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023
