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Jizz Burger

Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".
Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.
by Puss-Fella March 14, 2011
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Jizz Swiller

A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.
I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.
by smoothie March 14, 2003
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jizz summer

sex with diffrent men all through the summer
shagging different men all through the summer (hence you cud say to ur mates 'i've had a rite jizz summer) e.g. shaggin one guy durin june, then another one in july (obviously you can shag more than one each month depends how good you are haha)
by lia loftus September 6, 2006
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Jizz Bunker

The term jizz bunker has many interpretations. Commonly thought to have started in the Napoleonic era as a term for a bunker used to store one's jizz, usually retained with a prostitute held on retainer.

Porn filmmakers have recent years have fashioned jizz bunkers to shield themselves from strafe loads whilst filming gang bang scenes.

Newer interpretations have sprung up since the early 90s as a slang term for a ladies vagina.

Rumour has it Nazi Germany has hitlers spunk on ice in such a bunker next to all the Nazi gold.
Hey dude, I held in so much nut last week that when I banged my girlfriend she was pretty much a jizz bunker afterwards.
by longjohnsonsilver July 30, 2018
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jizz

the art of opening a soda as you squeeze it, thus causing the carbonation to invade every oraface on a persons face. Including ears nose and mouth. It also causes Eye stinging
I Jizzed my coke all over that dudes face. That'll teach him to mess with me.
by Tommy Cool July 15, 2008
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Jizz

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,
Jizzafull, Jizzalicious, jizzworthy, Jizztastic, Jizzcaskes, JizzyBallz,
by SHANAH AND ALYSSA May 23, 2008
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