Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
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Get the Jack Dudley mug.A collection of pornographic magazines, typically located in the bathroom or bedroom that is used to visually aid the jacking off or masturbation process. This collection of magazines usually includes periodicals such as; Jugs, Beaver, Ass Jacks, Hustler, etc.
Wayne: Dude, you see the Jack Stack in Bruce's bathroom? Wow, impressive!
Frank: Yeah man, that was killer! I had to open them up and rub one off when I was at his house last week!
Frank: Yeah man, that was killer! I had to open them up and rub one off when I was at his house last week!
by Techsan93 December 9, 2008
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Get the Jack Port mug.Jack West is a 17 year singer-songwriter guitarist from Victor NY. He is most well known for singing with Eddie Vedder at the Pilgrimage Festival in Nashville in front of 30,000 at age 12. As well as his pop song “The Last Arcade” which has tens of thousands of streams, along with his energetic shows he puts on all around the country. Notable shows include opening for Logic , Pharrell , Neil Young , and Imagine Dragons at The Bottle Rock festival in 2019 . Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles , The Bowery Electric in New York City , along with my famous rock clubs and festivals .
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