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Johnson

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022
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Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
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devin damon johnson

"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.
"Devin Damon Johnson" it's the name that means seed of the gods
by Hank brewer November 23, 2021
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Peter Johnson Movies

A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?
by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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top my johnson

by just smoove October 24, 2020
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Justin Johnson

A guy who you can trust (maybe) idk you are prob friends with him on discord and if so you are LUCKY BC THAT IS A GUY THAT WILL ACT CRAZY but in the end HE IS STILL CRAZY but nice and friendly :D so ya make sure to like a guy whos justin johnson (ON DISCORD) and if he likes gumball from tawog and make sure he likses to watch netflix..
Justin Johnson - do you not have your fan on?
by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022
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