mental russian roulette

Taking chances that will most likely end negatively, but being hopeful of the best possible outcome

Asking a girl out is like a game of mental Russian Roulette

by FML( -_-) March 28, 2016

fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage

Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend

by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018

Russian Pop Rocks

Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.

Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!

by BadgerBoy297 August 9, 2018

Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.

Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018

Russian birth control

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.

Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.

by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018

Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018