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Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

Irish mouthfuck 

The act of being drunk doublin' up your fist and punching someone in the mouth
I'm going to irish mouthfuck him if he keeps messing with me.
Irish mouthfuck by 01Shaggys October 13, 2024

Irish Clog 

The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”

Rodge: “Can’t do it.”

Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”

Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”

Irish wee 

To leave a party or restaurant quietly without anyone knowing, skipping a bill, or disappearing from a gathering
“Mike did an Irish wee and was gone by 9pm!”
“She disappeared before the bill came out, must have done an Irish wee to avoid paying!”
Irish wee by Rikku87 December 17, 2024

Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.
I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.
Irish necktie by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025

Irish Stinger 

while a girl isnt looking you cum in her beer and wait till she leans the glass then knock the glass spilling the beer in her eyes
rapist: i hit a girl with the irish stinger
bro: what
Irish Stinger by BalsMcGee January 10, 2025