Irish Chaser

-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix

-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser

by Madmandon May 9, 2019

Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024

Irish Betrayal

Making a cup of tea for yourself without offering a cup of tea to any other residents or guests.

Fergal committed an irish betrayal against Mary yesterday. I can't believe they are still talking after that slight.

by Pseudo Niahm January 10, 2025

Irish Breakfast.

For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.

9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.

28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.

by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024

Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish thanksgiving

Another name for St. Patrick’s day

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023

irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025