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Poop Swap

When one or more individuals take a poop log, and swap it into each-others butt holes. In this process, the poop travels from the makers but into the next individuals butt hole. Invented in the Cave Man ages as a way to have fun with feces, this technique has been around for ages. Poop Swamping was used in the early ages to prevent colon cancer, and is prescribed by doctors today!
Poop Swapping is proven to clean the anus.

Johnny Bova and some of his friends decided they wanted to Poop Swap behind the school after hours.
by c0maVT January 14, 2010
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poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death
me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"
by coghkf November 20, 2018
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Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
by PIG January 3, 2013
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Poop pillar

A poop log so long and sturdy that the tip pushes against the bottom of the toilet bowl while the upper end is still inside you. Depending on how much poop you still need to unload while dealing with a pillar, it can be problematic and even painful.
I prefer toilets with deeper bowls to accommodate my log. That way the tip won't reach the bottom and risk causing a poop pillar.
by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015
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Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.
Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”
by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019
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poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.
Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.
by Gvid October 15, 2007
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Poop Chalk

Poop left on the bottom of the toilet after you have flushed
Can you please clean your poop chalk in the toilet
by Patches1988 December 23, 2010
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