Bewley's Law

When a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much better.

Likewise, when a game comes out based on a bad movie, its game will 100% of the time be much worse.

Person 1: I heard the new (movie) game came out, it looks good!
Person 2: Bewley's law, man.

Person 2 is conforming to Bewley's law.

by Bob Nintendo September 15, 2009

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Tanner's Law

Just because Tanner sleeps with you doesn't mean that you are dating, talking, or a thing in any way. It simply means you were in his way and just cute enough to sleep with.

"Dude these cute chicks won't move."
"Tanner's Law man"

by mr wizard man April 4, 2015

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Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

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Grainger's Law

Any partisan discussion involving Hillary Clinton will eventually include discredited claims related to Benghazi despite 8 Republican House Congressional investigations that found zero wrongdoing.

Jane Doe you voted for her. We all know you were easily able to dismiss her lies, deceptiveness, and incompetence of Benghazi where several Americans were killed.

John Doe can't we have one conversation where you do not evoke Grainger's Law to circumvent the topic at hand?!?

by MadisongG January 20, 2017

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