Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010

Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.

"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"

by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022

Lauren's Theory

The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.

My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.

by Fraccy February 21, 2021

the reyes theory

You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.

Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory

by ?...? May 24, 2016

CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.

That's a damn crackhead theory!

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024