Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

honey dating

An elevated/ enlightened way of dating in a mutually beneficial way. Arranged before the date with honesty, disclosure and a prearranged allowance for time. Usually with an affluent mid to older man. HNWI (high net worth individual), well off, rich, or wealthy (mostly Caucasian) guy and an exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic lady (mainly Black and Latina's). She is crazy stylish, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things .

Way better than sugar daddy / sugar baby dating... now Queen bees who get to travel to exotic locales, get allowances and go on Luxury dates in upscale places and more... all expenses paid for by the man.

Associated with Tulips Envy Urban Models Introductions

That sugar daddy ish is outdated. I'm honey dating now...

Gurlll, you still dating that old ass salt daddy... he don't give no sugar. You need to be honey dating and live that life!

Girl, how do you afford to go on all those trips? I don't pay for it, I'm honey dating... its taken care of for me. I just show up and be my fabulous self.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

HoneyBun

On the streets of Chicago gangsters refer too a thousand dollars as “HoneyBun”

Man I just hit ah nigga for 4 honeybuns

by ChiraqDisciple May 26, 2020

Honeycutt

A person who has made you feel like shit about yourself by doing sideways things n also by using other people to cause issues between other ppl, person knowing they may be causing shit or also by not knowing. Very greedy and manipulative. Probably telling lies while pretending to be a nice person. Will lead you on for a decade or more and claim loyalty , to only talk to you n be with only you. Will try to influence your opinions of your own self but usually falls short but does cause others personal insecurity esp by using opposite sex. Not nice . You can try to give them love and good friendship but they are not going to return the favors as of now in time that’s my reasoning behind honeycutt . Ty.

I think Honeycutt is going to hang out with us tonight and be a good person. We both can show Honeycutt he’s a good guy but first we roofy.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

The Honey Badger Option

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

honey badger, shit, polite, randall, youtube craze, life options

by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

Oh Honey!

Term mostly used by drag queens to exaggerate a situation.

1) Oh Honey Thanksgiving? Oh Honeey Thanks living!
2) Honey oh honey! I went to the meat market and when they asked what kind of meat I prefer I said I prefer my meat Latin! HoNEY oooh honey!

by mndschn October 25, 2017

Ma-honey

Someone with the last name "Mahoney" and they are also our honey

"Hi there Ma-honey , do you want some sugar lovin', cause I can give you some ;)"

by gingingin October 30, 2018