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Hard Pass

If youre doing Anal and decide they are not your type. So you push a hard pass out in Order to put then off by pushing a huge turd on their dick.
Todd was smashing her back doors in when she decided he wasn't that good at anal so she made a hard pass right on him. He hated it an ran away with a shitty soft on.
by LOSTLAND June 7, 2018
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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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drive a hard bargain

to expect a lot in exchange for what you pay or do
He drives a hard bargain, but we finally made a deal.

A: I would like to offer you $100 for your soccer tickets.
B: No.
A: $125?
B: No way.
A: $150?
B: Nope.
A: You drive a hard bargain. $175?
B: I will only accept $180.
by Saji Tall-b November 5, 2013
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sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.
Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
by Champcar November 27, 2011
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Hard rock nick

A video by drew gooden, guy pretending to be rich
Bro, those yeezys are fake as hell, he’s such a HARD ROCK NICK

yeah man, he is
by itshardrocknick June 1, 2019
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Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.
Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!
by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006
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try hards

White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben
by Fred February 29, 2004
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