Family Guy

A show that was once a fashion statement to be obsessed with, and now is a fashion statement to hate, because a few kewl kids thought they would break away from the pack and hate on it.

*2008*

Guy: Dude I love Family Guy, COOL HWIP LOLOLOL

*2009*

Same guy: FAMILY GUY SUCKS DICK, THAT COOL WHIP JOKE WAS COMPLETELY UNFUNNY AND ANYBODY WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW IS A COCK SMOKING FAGGOT.

by EverybodyLeaveIHaveToPoop August 23, 2009

guy-jacking

the act of a friend moving in on a guy in which you have interest.

Sara: "Lily, weren't you just talking to Chris a few minutes ago?"

Lily: "Yeah, why?"

Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"

by LilyBelle September 15, 2007

long guy

A person who takes more time than is necessary to complete any give task

Bill: Yes Ben. hold on wheres Bob?

Ben: I don't know, he was meant to meet at the bus stop half an hour ago.

Bill: What a long guy.

by Freddiebossman November 18, 2013

tj guy

a guy who is from tijuana who lives there

that tj guy set me up with those 2 broads

by humbertos July 22, 2006

Alpaca Guy

A badass motherfucker that isn't afraid to rid the world of autism, one Down syndrome infected baby at a time. An Alpaca Guy will fight battles and kill without regret. In other words, an Alpaca Guy is a badass motherfuckin sociopath.

Did you see the way Anthony killed that autistic bastard? He was such an Alpaca Guy!

by Alpaca_Guy July 3, 2014

hat guy

a reoccurring character in the web comic xkcd. a self described classhole with an outstanding arrest record. always seen in a black top hat.

person 1: i poked holes in your ramen noodles and condoms.

person 2: Dude, stop fucking pretending to be hat guy!!! You are not a fucking Stick Figure.

by IIAOPSW March 14, 2009

soda guy

1. A guy who wants your things most of the time he's eyeing your soda.

1. You've just bought a soda and with out even opening it he asks for it.

2. "Hey that pencil is gay looking, can I have it?"

by Soda guy victim #2 December 10, 2003