Friday

The 6th day of the week between Thursday and Saturday. It’s usually only a bad day if it’s the 13th.

Bobby: Hey guess what? It’s Friday!
Poppy: It’s not just a Friday, it’s a fun Friday.
Nerd: Come on why can’t it be Monday!

by Trinity:) April 22, 2020

Chipflake Friday Night Funkin' mod

A Friday Night Funkin mod where you battle with Chipflake. Thing is, it doesnt have an original song.

Person 1 : What is this mod? It's called the Chipflake Friday Night Funkin' mod.
Person 2 : I played it, ITS JUST THE FREAKING CHIPFLAKE INTRO SONG AND CHONKY CAT LISTENS TO A NICE TUNE!!

Person 1 : calm down dude.

by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

Black Friday

A sexual activity exclusively involving black men.

The boys are watching black friday after school, are you coming?

by VIXI-0000 May 2, 2022

Friday

The best day of the week

Hell ya man it’s Friday

by Bryan tha g February 13, 2019

no bags friday

When you don't bring a bag to work on a Friday because you are going out for Friday night drinks and don't want to leave your bag at the bar because you're too shitfaced

"Yeah I'm down for Friday night drinks"
"Sweet, don't forget, no bags Friday"

by Jacko012 June 4, 2018

Exceptional Friday

The weekend which falls a week after Good Friday is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Jesus Christs lesser known younger brother, Geezus Christ, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole following the send off of his do-gooder brother.

Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!

by LuckyDC March 30, 2021

National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist

"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"

by sleepy joebiden August 6, 2021