Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 04, 2013

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows

My friend tim got fruit snack screwed

by arae91 December 29, 2010

Strangle Fruit

Strangle Fruitex vi'stest me favor sustenencex, as'r me is Doquitour Spankoflex, am very knaglegde on subgect

Dr Spankoflex: Jist Strangle Fruit, thankeks fori'st this meel hyumen

Dr ██████: What the hell are you saying?

by Aproximately November 01, 2021

Fruit roll dick

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums

Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

Fruit by the foot fun

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up on a penis to add flavor to a blowjob.

"Honey you need to go to the store so we can do some fruit by the foot fun tonight."

by Skeleton Hunter January 05, 2023

The Fruit

A link to something

“Woah. That’s awesome. Is it from Amazon?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Send me the fruit!”

by Petebwhat December 29, 2023

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011