by Paulie Lem October 06, 2023
A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.
Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko
Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko
“Oh god, the four loko is hitting. I’m going to blackout tonight for sure.”
“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”
“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”
by Nepenthe12042 May 13, 2021
by Treyverse October 09, 2020
A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
by Treyverse October 09, 2020
The greatest drink to exist, it was so great that it made American great again. Bring back four loko gold! Only Trump can save us now. Trump daddy supreme is my Jesus. I want give him and Elon a snowball kiss. Trumps shiney orange skin makes me very hard.
by Tugg Daddy Supreme May 06, 2025
A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
by guitarboy7 August 04, 2018
by Rudolph's Victim January 06, 2024