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New Pussy Energy

The first 90 days of a relationship during which a man puts in the most effort he ever will for the woman he is with.
I was sad when I saw that my ex was putting in so much effort for his new girlfriend - effort that he never showed with me - until I realized it's just New Pussy Energy and he'll end up disappointing her, too.
by JaneDoe was taken September 20, 2025
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Dark Gray Energy

When someone is always smoking crack and seeing hookers, they get Dark Gray Energy.
Me: Bro, why is Sebastian always smoking crack with hookers?

Bro: He has Dark Gray Energy.
by flavaflavclock October 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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rhone, energy

This guy is probably the god, and Windows 97 was his idea. I swear.
"rhone, energy": Windows 97 was my idea son
by dsadsaa July 7, 2010
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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