Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012

ear emoji

small ear piercing, used to show what mood the wearer is in

"whats up with that dude having 4 studs in one ear"
"they're just his ear emoji, relax"

by slutslayer5000 September 15, 2013

ear cuddling

When Two People Share Ear Buds Together.

Awwww did You See Those Two Ear Cuddling Together? They Are So Cute.

by thatoneguyx13 September 25, 2013

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012

gremlins ear

other wise know as a vagina, ham wallet, pussy and beef muff cabbage, the gremlins ear represents the outer wizards sleeve like area of the vagina

hey dude her pussy was like a gremlins ear, it was the worst shit iv taste in years

by the one with the biggest willy July 30, 2012