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Ear Hustling

1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping
A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."

Guy B : "How much did she hear??"

Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."
by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019
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Ear wiggin

When you are wigging out (especially in the dead of night) and you listen to every... single... little... sound...
I spent hours thinking I heard cockroaches talking to each other, turns out I was just ear wigging! Lol
by MissWigginsPloomington August 5, 2016
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Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.
"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"
by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025
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Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.
by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016
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Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
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Ear gender

A gender where you can’t identify as another gender unless 50 people have heard of it
by Yupinmywhitetee November 9, 2020
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