An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.
by I8mypen April 19, 2009
Get the Douche-baggery mug.People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting
by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010
Get the douche texting mug.A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
by canadianguy May 7, 2008
Get the douche pile mug.Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.
by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010
Get the douche loaf mug.Usually an item worn, carried, or used by a douche. Ming these items are:
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
-popped polo shirt collars
-backwards hats* (usually with stickers still on them)
-Nike elite backpacks
-Nike socks and sandals
-usually some sort of bracelet or a puka shell necklace
Combine these along with cargo shorts, and you have created a "TurboDouche". TurboDouche will not only make YOU leave your girlfriend, he will also fuck her on your bed.
*hats must be spun 180 degrees in order to become douchey. Anything more or less is most likely a joke, or the person is a hip DJ.
Dan: "Holy shit, Rob. Is Steven wearing a polo with his collar popped?"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
Rob: "yeah, along with those godawful Nike knee socks and a puka shell necklace. Give him a few weeks, and he'll spend his beer money on more of those douche accessories. After that, he'll become a TurboDouche."
Dan: "I'll have to fuck my girlfriend while I can!"
by andrew hoogelfloogel October 22, 2014
Get the Douche accessories mug.A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014
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Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010
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