douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

cheese douche

An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.

Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.

by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010

douche pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douche pile

by canadianguy May 7, 2008

Douche-baggery

An adjective which is used to describe something that is cruel, or done by a douche bag. Or, the act of being a douchebag. Most of the time, douchebaggery is associated with the people who steal your baby mama/daddy.

Kyle: Dude! That mo-fo stole my woman!
Maurice: Wow. Talk about douche-baggery.

by I8mypen April 19, 2009

Douche Sauce

The excessive use of offensively odoriferous body sprays for men.

What is that smell. Oh T-Bag is saturated in douche sauce

by mo_az September 16, 2010

Douche Puncher

A person that is a total ass all day, everyday. Has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. Can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.

Orginally said by Ian Hecox, part of "Smosh".

Sy.

Asshole, douchebag, asswipe, dickhead, highschool football player

Ant.

Kind, decent, considerate, caring, Chuck Norris

Releated Words:
Douchebag, asshole, dickhead hipster bitch assface

Person 1. "Did you see that ass with his bare feet on the table at Starbucks?"

Person 2. "Yeah. What a douche puncher."

by The Kat. March 16, 2011

douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

by fuckwhatever March 24, 2010