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Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching
Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease
by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022
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no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
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Cleese Disease

When a comedian becomes increasingly shit and unfunny the older they get.

Also known as Atkinsons Affliction.
I see the cleese disease is taking its toll, it's horrible to see the condition worsening to rapidly.
by Pipsta_2001 November 29, 2022
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Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.
Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!
by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022
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dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022
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Mad ty disease

Bros I’ve got mad ty disease
by A.J.River May 4, 2022
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colorado hip disease

When a female has pronated, wide, curvy, soft, sweet, hot, delicious hips.
Damn see that milf, she got Colorado hip disease
by BooBungus May 12, 2022
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