Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.
The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.
by Daren McCreery March 11, 2008
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no-head disease

its a disease which slowly deteriorates the mental and physical health of the person. it occurs due to a lack of head received by the person.
Jack: Have you seen what happened to Simon? It's really sad, I hope he gets better.
Connor: I heard he caught the no-head disease, its fatal.
by nbru1337 November 27, 2022
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Ben Button Disease

Ben Button Disease is when a patient is born, and they mature, they actually grow "young". Basically the patient ages backwards.

Also See Jen Button Disease
Brat Pitt's character in Benjamin Button suffered from Ben Button Disease

Dude 1 : "Yo, that baby is mad smart"
Dude 2 : " Nah man, this little baby is actually 76 years old. My mom used to baby sit him but he looked mad older than my moms. People round the block thought they were just dating and shit"
by Some_Dogg June 29, 2009
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smackintosh disease

when your a fucking melt
oh he’s defo got smackintosh disease
by ajtrappy November 01, 2022
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Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
by L. Sosiska September 03, 2019
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Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...

Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?
by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019
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