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Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.
Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.
by Compo90 December 13, 2021
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Spotto disease

It’s caused by a type of jelly fish in kewarra beach to sting you and create a blue rash all over your legs it can only harm people who have been stung though other people can get this rash.
Spotto disease caused by kewarra beach jelly fish.
by Spotto disease December 13, 2021
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Dubz Disease

When you fake cancer to garner sympathy from your friends who are worried about you.
Hey have you heard from J? Yea man he down bad with a case of Dubz disease.
by Kween of Thots March 11, 2022
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Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.
“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”
by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022
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The British should die of mad cow disease

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
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rare lounge disease

rare lounge disease is a disease transmitted to rolimoners when they spend too much time in the dangerous rare lounge. you will become a sharker, and lose your ability to profit in trades.
I lost 100k this month - pontifexil
You have rare lounge disease, get demand bro. -Gael
by Rolimons user January 28, 2022
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dream disease

A disease in which someone spends too much time talking about or watching Dream that they start turning green and sing mask in their sleep.
Person 1: hey baka! You look awfully green today
Person 2: I know, I think I have d- d- d- d- DREAM DISEASE!
by H A P P Y face February 3, 2022
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