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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

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by Abcvd January 7, 2024

curry pudge

Slang term for someone who is fat because of their love for curry

E.g. Despite going to the gym five times a week, Pamal still has a curry pudge

by Jac0bL January 11, 2024

curvage

fat fetish neckbeard scum lord coomer mafia freaks

be it scamming models or customers, yeah.

the porn industry isn't a place to make friends. you are being abused

many a fool who thunk their likithness of a fat broad is a way life

many a scum wantith to be a pimp. they have no rizz. they have no swag. but they have a wifi access and have cornered the market of doughy broads for years. for such scum is called "curvage"

life was simpler before the age of digital delusion. no?

no true architect would be blinded by such false blinding light

by GloryGlory447 January 14, 2024

Curry Worry

When you worry about the potential for having spontaneous diarrhoea

"He has some curry worry"

by LausseTheCat January 16, 2024

curry

typically a person of Indian heritage who teaches physics. They're teaching skills are well known for their rudimentary quality. They care little for their students and metaphorically and literally shit on them.

I'm gonna shoot that stinky curry after this exam!

by nek0holic January 24, 2024

curvasaurus

A curvy woman, typically applied to taller or otherwise bigger curvy girls. Reminiscent of the various extinct species of animals known as dinosaurs. Note: the term may be somewhat illogical because "saurus" is Latin for lizard, and curvy women are obviously mammals.

I was at the bar and I thought I heard footsteps outside. They shook the floorboards and I saw ripples in my drink. I knew something big was approaching. Then a curvasaurus barged through the door, bouncin' around all over the place.

by The Speechcrafter February 5, 2024