Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.

Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.

by Itchytaint December 3, 2021

cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment

If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before

by nadbmal July 11, 2017

Crack copy

Marijuana

Marijuana is basically a crack copy

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

CRACK POWER

Crackhead strengthison , kind of is not for the people's only the crackhead manez

“Marmow , you gots it , remember CRACK POWER”

by CheapMayo April 22, 2022

Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack

it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack

by basscrack April 13, 2023

dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013