tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017

Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet

an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.

"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

first day out of the closet

The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.

first day out of the closet is fire. it be better than the original!

by CookieBeans February 18, 2024

Theory of the Elite Out of the Closet

This theory posits that ruling-class ideology operates in cycles. During periods of stability, the elite maintain hegemony by framing their interests as universal (e.g., "a rising tide lifts all boats"). However, during times of crisis or perceived threat to their power, this narrative collapses, and they enter a phase of "open elitism." In this phase, they abandon universalist language and explicitly argue for policies that create a two-tiered society—luxury for themselves and austerity for everyone else. The "out of the closet" metaphor is apt because it signifies a shift from implicit, structural bias to explicit, rhetorical class warfare from above.

"The Theory of the Elite Out of the Closet explains why we're suddenly hearing arguments for 'golden visas' for the rich while social safety nets are being slashed. It's not a contradiction; it's the elite dropping the pretense of a shared society."

by Dumu The Void March 2, 2026

The Phenomenon of the Elite Out of the Closet

This refers to the observable social and political behaviors characteristic of this open elitism. It manifests in discourse (public figures making unabashedly classist statements), in policy (laws that create separate systems for the rich and poor), and in culture (the normalization of extreme wealth and the dehumanization of the poor). It's a phenomenon often marked by a sense of impunity, as the elite feel so secure in their power that they no longer fear public backlash for their selfishness.

"Look at the proposal for luxury tax exemptions that are funded by cuts to public healthcare. That's not just bad policy; it's a manifestation of the Phenomenon of the Elite Out of the Closet—a complete breakdown of social solidarity from the top down."

by Dumu The Void March 2, 2026

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023