cookie crisping it

performing the act of intercourse in the missionary position

also known as, sex, fucking, screwing, making love, getting your freak on

cookie crisping it all night long.

by switchup April 14, 2008

Cookie Cutter

To perform oral on a male (blowjob) while using your teeth.

My girlfriend pulled me into the gas station bathroom and gave my a cookie cutter.

by Yolanda's word of da week November 9, 2014

Cookie Monster

A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".

Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".

by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009

Cookie Cutter

a guy who looks/act/smells/what have you like an emo person. He also will have multiple relationships which are oddly similar to one another. These relationships are referred to as "cookie cutter relationships". They like to talk like they're getting really serious with you really fast, although really they love no one but themselves. This guy typically has really bad emo hair, frizzy and badly dyed black. He often will say I love you within weeks of dating you, and cause you and your friends to fight.

His name is often Todd, Chad, Ben, Josh, or Tom.*

These boys probably cut themselves for attention and try to act and claim to be antisocial, but secretly yearn for conversation and drama on a constant basis.

* does not mean all boys with this name are cookie cutters.

**1 1/2 weeks into a relationship between nikki and todd**

Brianna:: dump him already! Todd is such a cookie cutter!

Nikki:: don't make fun of him! He loves me!

by Kaeganne Envy November 20, 2009

Cookie Monster

An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.

"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"

by pikku myy November 12, 2003

cookies & cream

A bubble created by cum and bits of shit that is farted after anal intercourse.

Daryl was having a wonderful night, until his silk panties were ruined by cookies & cream.

by Chris Hudson November 1, 2006

ookie cookie

1. see biscut
2. when you take a cookie and a whole bunch of fucking homos jack off and the last fucker to enjaculate on the cookie has to eat that shit

sperm on a cookie then eat it
hense the term ookie cookie

by joey gendron January 9, 2008