Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

Clam slam

The female version of teabaging ones face

" I clam slammed the fuck outta him"

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021

The Clam

An unjust, sudden and surprising external force which interferes with orderly plans.

I was planning on joining, but The Clam happened.

by nehrb October 9, 2025

Clam Bump

Another term for scissoring.

Hey babe, wanna clam bump?

by King Clam Bump August 30, 2013

Nebraska Clam Chowder

A product made by straining the potatoes carrots and 1/2 tablespoon of clams out of a pot of Manhattan Clam Chowder and adding crumbled up ground beef, preferably Nebraska Beef.

I opened up a cheap ass can of MCC and sneered at the pitifully miniscule amount of shriveled clamp crumbs. Then with a shrug of my shoulders and a casual "fuck it" I crumbled up some beef, decided to name it Nebraska Clam Chowder and then add this entry in UD for the world to enjoy!

by JizzCaster69 March 12, 2025