Chips

Describing something that is ugly, bad quality, dirty, shitty or is piece of shit

Noah is so chips he went to church and got play from the priest

by DegenerateBosnian69 January 12, 2025

Chapsas

The be a real bragging cunt even though no one likes you

John: I just drove across London in my Porsche
Steve: wow, you’re a real chapsas!

by Autofapper January 30, 2025

Chubstertity

A joking term for an extreme or “peak” level of chubbiness, the state of having become a chubster to such a degree that it feels permanent or hard to undo.

After months of eating nonstop, she's reached Chubstertity

by WasayNaqvi January 25, 2026

Chopstick King of Pearland

Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!

1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."

2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."

3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."

4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."

5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."

by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025

Chips

A person that doesn’t look their best

“That girl is chips”

by John W1ck March 21, 2025

chips

Ugly, chopped, bad looking. Mainly short for chopped.

what you think about the jawn across the street?

“she so chips”

by xxxxosq April 27, 2025

CHIPS

Chopped but much more dramatic.

“bro looks absolutely CHIPS.”
“Ain’t no way”

by Skibidifanumtax19909 May 9, 2025