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Egg chode 

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
Egg chode by We’d December 5, 2019

minty chode 

A fresh dick that is wide but small
Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.
minty chode by Minty guy May 22, 2023

Expose a chode day 

Start Halloween off by giving everybody a spook. Expose the smallest unwanted dick pic you have!

31 October
Expose a chode day by Exposechode October 26, 2022

Monkey Chode 

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.
Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!
Monkey Chode by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014

Frisbee Chode 

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.
Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.
Frisbee Chode by mysterymeat3 January 7, 2010

Chinky Chode 

The term used to describe a person of Chinese descents genitals; this is usually rare because people of Chinese Descent most likely will have small genitals.
Chinese Male 1: Yo did you see that porno?
Chinese Male 2: Yea he has the biggest Chinky Chode in town!
Chinese Male 1: Agreed!