cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 8, 2017

Cave

A dark place filled with bats and falling stalactites that can possibly penetrate your head or any other important body parts. Not recommended for people that have a fear of bats, darkness and falling stalactites. You can also yell something in a cave and the walls will repeat it for you, thats called an echo. Theres also may tunnels if you go in the right tunnel you can find gold or used condoms. If you go the wrong way then chances are, you'll get spiked by a falling stalactite. Stalactites are 2spooky4me.

Jordy went into a cave, he came out covered in stalactites.

Espn went into a dark cave , no he didnt he's scared of the darkness.

by Demtane June 12, 2017

Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory

Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album?
Individual#2:No, I didn't!
Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!

by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017

cavelife

The act of living in self loathing. Drinking until you can't remember the name of that girl that never called you back, all while covered in what appears to be cheetos, jizz and cat hair.

Man, greg is really living the cavelife after finding out about Tom.

by Gregorysuckscock21 August 14, 2017

caverna high school

A really bad school full of white people who tend to overuse the word "nigga".

Caverna High School - A cancerous school.
White Person 1 - "Yo nigga wus poppin mah nigga?"
White Person 2 - "Hell nah nigga I seen you kissing that gay nigga faggot ass nigga!"

by MAKE OUT HILL - XXX October 9, 2017

cave painter

Cave Painter is a derogatory term used to insult whites of all shapes and sizes refering to them cavemen and Neanderthals who painted inside on walls of caves and all other dumb ass whites there was - other similar but not equal words are - #wonderbread #whitey #honkey #brotherfucker etc

Whiteguy : Fuck off and go play Some "ball "with people that want you around Jamal

Jamal : well I guess I'll see you when you get home CAVE PAINTER cause your sister and your brotherfucker mom love playing with my balls - and your DadUncle is there and does nothing about it

by OgCuttiKnowsAll April 20, 2018

cave

shortform for "poucave", i.e someone who does not deserve your trust.

"Le cave se rebiffe", french comedy from 1961

by Mister_XXX December 15, 2017