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Chain gang

Spilt brain chains of people who usually have lazy eyes
Not interested have fun living on your chain gang
by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025
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Cakin

Cakin

To bake (food, such as cake) by preparing a dough, batter, etc., and cooking it in an oven using dry heat.
Many baked goods share characteristics with cakes. Some examples include banana bread, brownies, and cornbread, which are often baked in similar pans and have a cake-like texture. Other options include muffins, scones, and even some savory dishes like meatloaf baked in a cake pan can resemble a cake.

This term originated from the messiah himself (Jehovah) when his son (Jesus) was born the apostles decided to bring gifts to Bethlehem. Of the so called 12 apostles of Jesus Christ are: Simon (also called Peter), Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James (son of Alphaeus), Thaddaeus (also known as Jude), Simon (the Zealot), and Judas Iscariot, one main apostle was missing and may be the missing puzzle piece. He goes by many names, usually resembles a striking mullet, communicates in full bogan slang and decorates himself in an attire that generally consists of short shorts, thongs, a stubby and a ciggie (beer and cigarette).

I wanted to share a memorable moment about that forgotten 13th apostle who delivered a truly unforgettable speech. In a moment of joyful celebration, he expressed his deep gratitude to the gathering, not just for the delicious food and the impressive building, but especially for the wonderful cake! As in his words.. Magic.. yeah nah nah nah yeah but yeah.. Thanks for the cookin, buildin and 'CAKIN'
Thanks for the cakin.... (You make a really sick fuckin cake, thanks for baking it).
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Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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Chainalconstruct

The act of putting a chain in someones bunghole and having them tighten it reconstructing the asshole into a more welcoming size
Last night me and lars tried chainalconstruct and it changed my hole for the better
by The chainal construct August 10, 2025
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