disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 23, 2011

the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.

It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client

by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

debt card

a card just like credit or debit but it actually puts you deeper and deeper into debt.

Man, i really shouldnt have gotten that debt card.

by jbam555 January 21, 2022

C-card

C- for celibate

Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!

by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022

Card Player

A person that tries to befriend others to use them.

He used me like he was some type of card player

by A dumb potato May 23, 2018

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024