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Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023
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Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
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Canadian Break and Enter

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.
"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.
by Dr. Buttface III February 14, 2020
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Canadian Cap'n

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!
by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017
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Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)
by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022
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Canadian Pacific

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!
by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021
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Canadian Rager

“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon”
"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"
by canadianrager January 19, 2015
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