Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!

The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.

by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it couldn't be described by Stephen Colbert on TV. It involves moose antlers ****** with maple syrup on the ***** and *********** in the Stanley Cup.

To name a magazine Canada's History would be more explicit than The Beaver.

by colbertnation! February 5, 2010

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.

Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.

by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

Via Rail Canada

VIA Rail Canada is the national passenger rail service of Canada, established in January 12 1977 as a Crown Corporation to provide intercity, regional, and long-distance rail transportation. It’s sort of like Amtrak of Canada. It operates across a vast network that connects major urban centers, rural areas, and remote communities, offering a sustainable, accessible, and comfortable alternative to other modes of travel across Canada with its routes like the Canadian, Corridor, Ocean, Skeena, Hudson Bay and albiti Routes with its interesting Rolling stock like the Famous old Budd RDC diesel Multiple units, the Renaissance coaches (that was intended use for the canceled proposed Nightstar service from the UK to continental Europe) and old Budd cars from the 1950’s that was inherited from the Canadian pacific railway.

“I love Via Rail Canada, I love their interesting rolling stock like the Old Budd RDC and the 1950 passenger coaches. And the sceneric view of the Canadian”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025