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canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.
OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.
by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.
by Strumeister February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
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Canada

the best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
Kyle: Dude Canada sucks
Dave: Dude Canada is best country. Canada has the bravest army and has never been invaded and has helped other countries during ww1 and ww2. One Canadian killed 300 germans who were trying to invade one of their allies. Canada also has access to a super weapon stronger than anything in the world… Geese
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
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Wendy has gone back to Canada

from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.

means that you have no chance of getting with someone.
A-hey that girl is pretty cute
B-yeah, well, Wendy has gone back to Canada
by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011
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Canada

A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too
Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada

Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana

Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019
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Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
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